List of named characters on PWN

The following is a list of every video on PWN where the characters have given names. Videos where character names are not given, such as The Pikachu, but instead reference names are used (i.e. Little boy, boy in mask, etc.) are not included. Furthermore, any unnamed character within a video is not included.

List of named characters

• Dancing Bad
  • Carlos, or Dr. Carlos de las Montoya Rosa de España III PhD. (Nik Hoffman) - A young boy who seeks to win prize money at a dance competition to help save his dying mother.
  • Tanishqua (Nick Geoghegan) - A witch who trains Carlos to dance.
  • David DeLaGhetto (Niels Hoffman) - A dancer who is booed off the stage.
• Dare
  • Chris Smith, Braiden Hook, and Quentin DeVeirman all share the name of their respective characters.
  • Mr. Henderson (Kyle Smith) - An old man who murders the three boys.
• The Smiling Man
  • Chris Smith again plays a character of the same name.
  • The Smiling Man (Kyle Smith) - A creepy entity which chases Chris down the street, never speaking and smiling evilly all the while.
• That Jump
  • Wesley Davies and Tyler Hollander both use their name in the video.
• An Egg-Celent Cake!
  • Ari Froehlich (as Long Hair Guy), Henry Chambers (as Cool Chef Guy), Kelvin Hui (as Kelvin), Nick Geoghegan (as Glasses Kid), Jacob Colacino (as Camera Guy), and Finlay Brown all use their own names throughout the video.
  • The Egg (Wesley Davies) - A large, anthropomorphic egg who helps the boys bake a cake.
• Unboxing
  • Richie Smith (Ari Froehlich) - A young, enthusiastic vlogger who makes an unboxing video after he recieves a large package in the mail.
• Press Triangle to Wake Up: A Telltale Short
  • Wes Davies and Ari Froehlich both play self named characters.
• Wine Not?
  • Antonio Vespucci (Nick Geoghegan) - A world-renowned wine connoisseur.
  • Richie Smith (Ari Froehlich) - A young man who approaches Antonio at a house party to ask for his opinion on some wines.
  • Juan de Rivera (Wesley Davies) - A poor vine-picker who owned an orchard in the slopes of Oviato. His wife (unnamed in the sketch, played by Salem Froehlich) dies after an untimely murder.
  • Gustavo del Chapo (Ari Froehlich) - The arch-rival of Jde Rivera, who murders his wife.
• The Hostage
  • Ford Fairon and Mikey Davis play self-named characters, Agent Ford and Agent Michael respectively.
  • Vladimir Ruski (Kyle Smith) - A Russian drug lord who holds a woman hostage. He has only one arm, and loses his hand in a confrontation with Agent Ford.
  • Talia Dawsen (Chris Smith) - A young woman held hostage in her own home by Russian terrorists.
• Human Trafficking PSA
  • Becky (Tamara Kabab) - A young woman abducted by two thugs.
• Tudor TV
  • Wesley Davies plays the real life King Henry VIII.
  • Ari Froehlich plays various real life TV hosts, including Maury Povich, Dr. Phil, Morley Safer/Bob Simon, and a number of narrators.
• A Hot Lead
  • For a full list, see List of Hot Lead Characters
  • Tom Cluz (Ari Froehlich)
  • Devin Carter (Wesley Davies)
  • Walter Louis (Joey Cianfrani)
  • Detective Henderson (Lucan Alto Stargiotti)
  • Chief James Houston (Blake Weise)
  • Mel E. Tiffany and Sally E. Vail, The Fatal Femmes (Payton Thompson, Tamara Kabab)
  • Johnny B. Oy (Kyle Smith)
  • The Dame from Daytona (Kiersten Muse)
  • Hoss (Chris Smith)
• The Great Kidnap of '43
  • Linda (Chloe Smith) - A young girl who is abducted and placed in a dirty room being used for a Febreze commercial.
  • Johnny Febreze (Wesley Davies) - An enthusiastic TV-host, who kidnaps young women to use them in Febreze advertising.
• Double Sleeper Agent
  • Grutzo Nefariyich (Nick Geoghegan) - A Russian man, the neighbor of Surfer Dave. The origin of the running joke "Hello Dave!"
  • Surfer Dave (Wesley Davies) - A beach bum surfer, the neighbor of Grutzo.
  • Agent Konstantin Veselov/Agent Johnny (Ari Froehlich) - A Russian-American sleeper agent, whose code words are "Stalingrad" and "Hamburger". It is unknown which persona is his true identity.
• VShower
  • Nick Geoghegan plays both Michael Stevens (VSauce) and Guy Larsen (WeSauce), the later of which is for some reason shirtless.
  • Wesley Davies plays both Kevin Liber (VSauce2) and Jake Roper (VSauce3).
  • Ari Froehlich plays a self-named character.
• Deadly Choices
  • Agent Number One and Agent Number Three (Wesley Davies, Joey Cianfrani) - Two agents sent to Afghanistan to assassinate the Evil Dr. Pepper. Wesley refers to Joey as Dave at least once.
  • The Invisible Man (Nick Geoghegan) - A strange villain encountered by the agents in the Afghanistan desert. Nick also plays the Chief and Dr. Pepper.
• Star Wars Abridged
  • Wesley Davies plays seven named characters: Slim Nissan, Mace Windshoe, Shamalam, Princess Leyley, Yode, Maze O'Canada, and Ham Solo.
  • Ari Froehlich plays four named characters: Sith Lord, Jobi Flan Cannoli, Duke Landstormer, and Pumpy the Space Elf.
  • Nick Geoghegan plays two named characters: R-Dos and Rave.
  • Lucan Stargiotti plays five named characters: Jobi Flan Cannoli, Gin Ursula, The Empire, Genghis the Neon, and Black.
• Bear Grylls Detective
  • Detective Bear Grylls (Nick Geoghegan) - A wildlife expert and survivalist, and a detective school dropout.
  • Jimothy Michael Jackson (Ari Froehlich) - A member of Grylls's crew, who is murdered on set.
  • Jonnythan Prince (The Singer) (Wesley Davies) - A murderer and endangered species.
• The Mugging
  • Jake from Statefarm (Ari Froehlich) - An insurance salesman and hero.
• Two is Company
  • Jim Riordan (Lucan Stargiotti)
  • Daniel D. Dixon (Joshua Montana Flores)
  • Kathryn Samson (Kiersten Muse)
• Inspiration
  • Jason (Phoebe Alva) - A young girl who is attempting to write a short story for her english class.
  • Aaron (Andres Delgado) - Jason's friend.
  • The Easter Bunny (Nick Geoghegan) - A demonic spirit who haunts Jason and speaks with an outrageous Jewish stereotype.
• Just an Average Tuesday
  • The Dirt Merchant (Chris Smith) - The only named character in the story, an ancient entity whose sole purpose is to guard the sacred dirt pile at Ho-Shin-Kine.
• Nick and Lucan: Six Sketches in Sixty Minutes
  • Nick Geoghegan plays five characters, only one of which has a name: Sheriff "Bullseye" Brav.
  • Lucan Stargiotti plays six characters, of which only one is named: Yeezy Pete.
• Fortnite Addiction PSA
  • Chris Hansen (Nick Geoghegan) - The host of To Catch a Predator, and the narrator of the PSA.
  • Kevin (Ethan) - A young boy with a Fortnite addiction, who owns a Let's Play channel called "xXx_KevinGames_xXx".
  • Chad (Samuel DuToit) - Kevin's younger brother.
  • Johnny (Kyle Cord) - Kevin's friend.
  • Martha (Kyle Smith) - Kevin's mother.
• Timmy Two Times
  • Joey Cianfrani plays "Big Boy Joey", a new recruit to the gang.
  • Wesley Davies plays Franky Yale, Johnny Febreeze, Mario Montoya, Devin Carter, Carter Devon, Devin Carron, Carter Ramone, and a Vietnamese midget stripper named Ling Ho.
  • Ari Froehlich plays Timmy Two Times, Timmy Three Times, Timmy Ten Times, Timmy Thousand Times, Timmy Infinity Times, Dame Judy Wench, and Timmy Two Tongs.
  • Nick Geoghegan plays "El Nico", Fat Frank, and Yeezy Pete.
  • Chloe Smith plays Jim.
  • Lucan Alto Stargiotti plays Big Al Staccato, the Deadly Dame, Johnny No-Shoes Salami, and Carlo the Clown.
• Mr. Salami Reviews A Hot Lead
  • Johnny No-Shoes Salami (Lucan Alto Stargiotti) - A very old, sleazy film reviewer who owns a cat named Mr. Fluffles (also voiced by Lucan).
• Spectre Spookers - The Haunted Warehouse
  • Jim Bobblestein (Nick Geoghegan)
  • Carla Bobbletee (Phoebe Moreno)
  • Jim the Cameraman (Chris Smith)
  • Wade (Wade Wilson)
• The Second Annual PWNERS!!!
  • Violette Remington, Evan Ramirez, Joey Cianfrani, Wesley Davies, Brittany Weinstock, and Wade Wilson all play themselves.
  • Additionally, Wesley plays a cameraman, and Wade and Joey play protesters and kidnappers.
  • Corey Brewer plays a news reporter called "an interviewer". He is also an audience member.
  • Arya Samini plays Mohammed.
  • Nick Geoghegan narrates the video as Melissa Mathison, and is a cameraman.
  • Tristan Neal plays Evan J. Ramirez

Recurring Characters

Several characters appear more than once. This varies from canonical connections to mere references. Those characters who appear more than once are: Richie Smith (2x), Devin Carter (2x), Johnny Febreeze (2x), Yeezy Pete (2x), and Johnny Salami (2x).